Only in a good mood.
Funny jokes that will not let you sad this evening, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph. A newborn elephant weighs about 100 pounds. And you, young man, 18 years went hard to this mark.
– And I on a trip is always a picture of mother-in-law take…
– Well as?! Thunder, lightning, rain, cold, mud, mosquitoes bite, and I look at the card and think: God, I feel so good!
Wife angrily to her husband:
– No, well drunk, well… what back-scratched, huh?!
– You would not believe — could not Go… the eagle brought…
– I’m a freelance artist! I see! I create abstractions. Asymmetrical shapes that are understandable only to my creative vision.
Excuse me, are you sure you plastic surgeon?..
Grandmother looking at the wedding procession:
– Well, another carried the dishes to wash…