Down with the sadness: the choicest anecdotes on the evening of Monday

Долой грусть: отборные анекдоты на вечер понедельника

Only in a good mood.

Funny jokes that will not let you sad this evening, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph. A newborn elephant weighs about 100 pounds. And you, young man, 18 years went hard to this mark.

Долой грусть: отборные анекдоты на вечер понедельника

– And I on a trip is always a picture of mother-in-law take…

Why?

– Well as?! Thunder, lightning, rain, cold, mud, mosquitoes bite, and I look at the card and think: God, I feel so good!

Долой грусть: отборные анекдоты на вечер понедельника

Wife angrily to her husband:

– No, well drunk, well… what back-scratched, huh?!

– You would not believe — could not Go… the eagle brought…

Долой грусть: отборные анекдоты на вечер понедельника

– I’m a freelance artist! I see! I create abstractions. Asymmetrical shapes that are understandable only to my creative vision.

Excuse me, are you sure you plastic surgeon?..

Долой грусть: отборные анекдоты на вечер понедельника

Grandmother looking at the wedding procession:

– Well, another carried the dishes to wash…

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