#JeChieDansLaSeineLe23June: why are thousands of people calling to defecate in the river that day ?
|Le hashtag #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin est devenu viral depuis ce 23 mai. MAXPPP – MICHEL CLEMENTZ
On X (formerly Twitter), thousands of Internet users called on the French to relieve themselves in the Seine during the launch of the 2024 Olympic Games.
#JeChieDansLaSeineLe23June. This is the flowery hashtag that appeared on X (formerly Twitter). But why are Internet users calling for people to defecate in the river?
"It’It’s their turn to dig into our shit"
This Thursday, May 23, the mayor of Paris assured that she would swim in the Seine before the start of the Paris 2024 Olympic Games.< /p>
This swim will also take place in the presence of Paris police prefect Laurent Nuñez and regional prefect Marc Guillaume, who were invited to take a dip. Regarding the presence of President Emmanuel Macron, nothing is less certain.
Following his announcement, thousands of Internet users called for those who wish to defecate in the Seine on the day of swimming: "They plunged us into shit, it's their turn to plunge into our shit", we can read on viral since.
On the social network, jokes of all kinds are multiplying. Is this a simple mockery? Or perhaps a desire to discredit Anne Hidalgo's remarks on the sanitation of the Seine?
Very precise calculations for non-Parisians who wish to participate
A poster was even created for the occasion by an Internet user: "Crotte en Seine, Saturday June 23< /em>".
💩 CROTTE EN SEINE 2024 💩
Le dimanche 23 juin on vous attend nombreux pour venir chier dans la Seine !
📍Pont Marie (4e arrondissement)
📆 Le 23 juin 2024
🎟️ Sans réservation, accès libre #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin pic.twitter.com/ASwqmPHmCM— L'ÂNE KROKRO (@Abdokro) May 23, 2024
Others who do not live in the capital have even gone so far as to make very detailed calculations to achieve their ends on D-day, like this " troll".
Le débit moyen de la Seine est de 2km/h
Si vous habitez à Rouen (240km de Paris par la Seine), il faudra chier 120 heures (soit 5 jours) avant le 23 juin
En chiant dans la Seine le 18 juin, vos étrons atteindront Macron et Annie Dingo le 23 juin 🤡#JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin https://t.co/QnIW3lHFs6 pic.twitter.com/1pXEkaNMxg— Débunkeur des gogoles (@Debunk_gogoles) May 23, 2024
"The average flow of the Seine is 2km/h If you live in Rouen (240km from Paris by the Seine), you will have to shit 120 hours (i.e. 5 days) before June 23 By shitting in the Seine on June 18, your turds will reach Macron and Annie Dingo on June 23" .
🚨🇨🇵 FLASH – Pour lutter contre l'opération #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin, la ville de #Paris a décidé de placer des toilettes en bord de Seine. pic.twitter.com/vzOlGCzKu6
— Pediavenir (@Pediavenir) May 23, 2024
A fake account also relayed false information (but very amusing nonetheless) according to which the city of Paris has decided to place toilets on the banks of the Seine, to counter the operation #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23June.