A day without laughter.
This collection of funny jokes will cheer you up this evening, reports the Chronicle.info with reference to the Telegraph.
If they give you money – take it, put it in your pocket and zip it, and only then can the bullshit like “Oh, no need”, “what are you”, etc.
In China satellite dish bolted to the growing bamboo. Every day becomes four channel any more.
As there will be in heaven, if 5 of the 7 deadly sins is a way of life?
– New moon need a coin to show the moon and say: “the Month, darling, give me money full purse!”
Minister of Finance, do you have other ideas to overcome the crisis?
– Doctor, I have a vodka you can drink?
– It is possible.
– It was that good?
– No, all bad.