The positive morning: fresh collection of funny jokes

Утренний позитив: свежая подборка веселых анекдотов

You will laugh out loud.Do not be sad: the month promises to be warm, and when the heat is gone, once the snow falls and will appear in the Christmas mood.

Don’t believe? Our jokes will replace you and the summer’s day, and New year’s, because laughter is the best that is in our lives.

When Dahl was in need of a new word, he came to the village, broke the eyes of men 2-3 bottles of vodka, and then were recorded.

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– Tell me, do you have any icons?- No.- And the candles? – Is also present.- And the lamps?- Young man, that the district administration! We have nothing sacred!

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Many poor men were formerly rich bachelors.

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Mom decided to paint the kitchen. Battery it dokra-shivala hung himself on the chandelier…

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Football commentator – a person who is professionally bothers to watch football.

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– Honey, you called some woman and asked if all in force tonight!

Is Prancer Vovan.

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It turned out the love 40 is much worse than love at 16. It’s like chicken pox in childhood are easier to overcome, but adults can die.

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Added to the salary 30%. Now I do not understand what happens to the money at 30% more.

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